All Of You Owe Me A Gold, Bedazzled Watch

"Victorious Secret" (victorioussecret) 12/18/2013 at 18:33 • Filed to: None

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That is a customary retirement gift, is it not? Don't be cheap. I accept Photoshop and/or excellent Google-Fu.


You'll also have to look for another angry Canadian. 'Angry'. Canadians can't hurt a fly. We just give them warm milk and send them safely on their journey.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Victorious Secret 12/18/2013 at 18:39

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We'd accept a gibbering Canadian, tbh.

Also, as I do not approve of your retirement, I'd like to unfollow it.

Also also, I heard that guy with the funny coat has watches that are almost real watches. If we get you a fake watch, will you just fake retire?

ddavidn > Victorious Secret 12/18/2013 at 18:39

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Google said there was a gold watch here:

Victorious Secret > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 12/18/2013 at 18:41

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If you prefer that I Brett Favre the situation, I could be inclined to some dicking around, for old times sake.

$kaycog > Victorious Secret 12/18/2013 at 18:43

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Not a gold watch, but it's the best I have. Please don't retire.

#$ad

dogisbadob > Victorious Secret 12/18/2013 at 18:44

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Sorry to see you go!

For Sweden > Victorious Secret 12/18/2013 at 18:44

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I'll just go to Quebec or Vancouver and pick up an angry Canadian.

Victorious Secret > For Sweden 12/18/2013 at 18:45

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See, the French will just whine till you give them their own language and Vancouver has a genuine chance of burning the site down.

We like crazy, but maybe thats too crazy.

Victorious Secret > ddavidn 12/18/2013 at 18:46

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I didn't add NSFW to this thread.

I'm not going to either.

EVIL SHENANIGANS

Victorious Secret > dogisbadob 12/18/2013 at 18:47

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We rarely see eye to eye on most issues and I've probably been more of an ass than the situations ever demanded, so I'd like to apologize for that.

Crocket Bernet > Victorious Secret 12/18/2013 at 18:47

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Wait a second, you're leaving!?!

V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! > Victorious Secret 12/18/2013 at 18:48

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Much overtime for this one.

Victorious Secret > Crocket Bernet 12/18/2013 at 18:49

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I have one glorious article to write, my masterpiece. My Da Vinci. My Mona Lisa.

Except unlike all those suckers I'm not dead.

Victorious Secret > V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! 12/18/2013 at 18:49

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That is exceptionally classy

ddavidn > Victorious Secret 12/18/2013 at 18:52

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It's OK, I think Kinja ate the picture.

Tom McParland > Victorious Secret 12/18/2013 at 18:52

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I will miss you VS. This is how I imagine you going off into the sunset-

Actually no...you will leave more like this-

Takuro Spirit > ddavidn 12/18/2013 at 18:53

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No, I see it. Just can't see the watch.

Victorious Secret > Tom McParland 12/18/2013 at 18:54

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This is getting way too gay for public display.

Lets continue.

Crocket Bernet > ddavidn 12/18/2013 at 18:54

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I see no watch, I must investigate more closely.

V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! > Victorious Secret 12/18/2013 at 18:55

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If I had the scratch for it, I'd rock one. Seeing as it's the equivalent of a decently optioned 10 year old Porsche Boxster, I'll wait. Info:

http://www.jared.com/en/jaredstore/…

Happy Retirement BTW.

ddavidn > Takuro Spirit 12/18/2013 at 18:55

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Like I said. Just repeating what Google told me.

Tom McParland > Victorious Secret 12/18/2013 at 18:57

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Ha!

Victorious Secret > Tom McParland 12/18/2013 at 18:58

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And I'm going to be in a large hole for at least a few weeks. I will pop up occasionally to troll someone, but this could honestly end up being one of the few times I leave behind the internet for the greater good.

Or partially. Like hell I'm giving up reddit.

and I've got some time today inbetween studying to finish up the article I've always wanted to make. So I'll do that and finally finish it.

Stef Schrader > Victorious Secret 12/18/2013 at 18:59

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Do stay.

Tom McParland > Victorious Secret 12/18/2013 at 19:00

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So for real man why are you leaving...job, school, or something? I know it has nothing to do with the whole FP thing.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Victorious Secret 12/18/2013 at 19:04

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How does one Brett Favre The Situation? Is that even possible. What does it mean

Victorious Secret > Tom McParland 12/18/2013 at 19:05

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Call it a sabbatical, I'm forcing myself to try and be less whorish with the internet in general cause I have wasted an ungodly amount of time all over the place, so I'm for once engaging in self restraint. Well, trying to.

And the FP thing...hah. If I didn't stop posting the day that post was made, I don't think theres much that will ever keep me away but I won't lie when I say that the post itself hurt. It didn't sting, it hurt. Its the internet and crap always happens but in all honesty that was the last thing I expected. But, things happen.

Tom McParland > Victorious Secret 12/18/2013 at 19:09

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Some times a break is needed to regain focus and understand priorities.

505Turbeaux > Victorious Secret 12/18/2013 at 19:12

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here you go VS. Sad to see you go. Remember though, if everyone agreed about everything, we would never have anything to talk about. Just a bunch of high fiving ass slapping fratboys ogling at women at that point, or brown miata diesel wagons (which may not be off the mark sometimes)

Hindered23 > V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! 12/18/2013 at 19:15

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I like it

dogisbadob > Victorious Secret 12/18/2013 at 19:18

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It's cool man, np :)

Bandit > Victorious Secret 12/18/2013 at 19:26

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Why are you leaving... doesn't matter. You should stay.

Takuro Spirit > ddavidn 12/18/2013 at 20:15

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I swear, you can almost search for any common item in GIS and come up with some kind of dick or tit pic.

mattoverdrive > Victorious Secret 12/18/2013 at 20:34

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Sorry to see you go, but I think I understand why you've made this decision.

Hopefully, we'll cross paths across the inter-webs in the future.

zadtheinhaler > Victorious Secret 12/18/2013 at 20:45

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I CAN BE AN ANGRY CANADIAN, JUST YOU MOTHERFUCKERS WATCH!

Sorry.

Anyhoo, I hope you're not going for good - sometimes angry/ranty types are needed. I certainly enjoy your posts, for what it's worth.

Cheers!

zadtheinhaler > Victorious Secret 12/18/2013 at 20:47

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I too took a break last year...

and promptly found myself heavily addicted to reddit.

I hope to see you pop up and poke people in the eyes once in a while.

The break will be good, but don't make it too long.

We'll miss you.

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > Victorious Secret 12/18/2013 at 21:53

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I was going to try to find you a pic of Walken sporting his gold watch for Pulp Fiction, then thought better of it. F8 and be there man.

rad_mike > Victorious Secret 12/18/2013 at 22:56

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Godspeed.

Gamecat235 > Victorious Secret 12/18/2013 at 23:30

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It's not gold because you aren't retiring. Whippersnapper. You can't retire before me. Damn kids these days...

You'll be back.

I'll keep the lawn chair warm and the beer cold.

Victorious Secret > Gamecat235 12/19/2013 at 00:04

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Watch out of Spiegel, he licks naughty things.

My92SSEisn'taTardis > Victorious Secret 12/19/2013 at 00:13

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I have but this to offer, in exchange for all the (mostly) laughter/disbelief?/anger? your rage, rants, and general outspokenness have brought to Oppo. When you have finished what you need to do, we will be waiting......

Enjoy your Tissot Sculpture Skeleton